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Carolina Blues.
North Carolina voters passed a amendment to the state constitution defining marriage as strictly between a man and a woman. Really? Can a loving gay couple possibly do as much damage to the institution...
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A bite with Mitt?
Donors to Obama’s campaign were entered into a drawing to have dinner with the President and George Clooney. Donors to Romney’s campaign get a drawing to have “a bite with Mitt.” Just Mitt....
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The best part of waking up?
A new study says that people who drink two to three cups of coffee a day may live longer. And those who have their coffee in the morning are also presumably less likely to kill their family and...
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The Once and Future Kings.
So who expected this in 2012. What’s the difference between the Clippers and the Lakers? About 24 hours. - As the Thunder rolled, how many disappointed Los Angeles sports fans thought back earlier this...
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Missed it by that much?
The “Player formerly known as Ron Artest” about the Lakers’ loss “(We) definitely underachieved,” World Peace said. “We were the best team in the NBA and lost in five (games).” Never thought I’d...
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The morning after.
Parties, late-night fireworks, lots of eating and drinking…. July 5 ought to set new records for low worker productivity. - -Newly-signed Miami Dolphins WR Chad Ochocinco just told a reporter he plans...
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Embedded?
CIA director David Petraeus has resigned after admitting he had an affair. How long until he’s asked to join the “Clinton Global Initiative.” - Apparently General Petraeus, 60, had his affair with his...
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Depends?
So is the next revelation in the General Petraeus affair going to include a road trip by his ex-mistress to Florida wearing Depends? - Understatement of the year award? Steve Boylan, a Petraeus family...
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My house is not quite your house.
President Obama and Mitt Romney will meet at the White House today for a post-election/pre-Christmas lunch. Wonder if they will exchange gifts? - The NYPD announced that on Monday that for the “first...
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Low-flying Jets.
Except for the Army-Navy game, there were no college matchups games this weekend. So fans of high-level amateur football will just have to wait for the Jets-Jaguars game on Sunday. - NY coach Rex Ryan...
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No place like home?
Lindsay Lohan is apparently having problems making her $8000 a month Beverly Hills rent payments. On a brighter note, the way she is going with arrests, Lindsay is likely soon to be in free government...
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12-12-12
The date? Or the total of the Los Angeles Lakers’ scoring not counting Kobe Bryant? - Open note to Los Angeles comics who don’t pay regular attention to the NBA: Take out all your old Lakers and...
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Oh baby.
Kim Kardashian says while she’s very happy with her baby daddy Kanye West, she’s not “in a rush” to get married again. Of course not, why try to sell another televised wedding when you can sell baby...
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Cold days…
Icy cold temperatures are still blanketing the Northeast. But back in Southern California the only serious frost remaining is between Kobe Bryant and Dwight Howard. - It’s an axiom in business that no...
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MVP’ED?
Have to figure a whole lot of voters feel even better today about that choice of Buster Posey for 2012 NL MVP: Per Jeff Passan of Yahoo Sports “Ryan Braun’s name is in the records of the Florida...
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Getting what you pay for?
As another blizzard bears down upon the East Coast, after dumping snow and ice on the Midwest, those high California tax rates are looking more and more like a bargain. - Some might be surprised that...
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Poped out.
Bummer. They chose a new Pope today and America didn’t even have a chance to hear the top ten sing. - The new Pope, Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Buenos Aires, was taken immediately after his election to...
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Tuckered out?
The NFL is considering abandoning the tuck rule. And from the great beyond, some hear Al Davis’s voice yelling ‘So where are our retroactive 2002 Super Bowl Rings?” - Riddle of the morning: What’s the...
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More madness….
Theme of a lot of people’s #Marchmadness brackets after today. “One round and done.” - The “Catholic 7″ founding members of the new Big East include Georgetown, Villanova, and Marquette and DePaul....
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Spring has sprung?
A silver lining to Monday for many sports fans – there was no chance today for any more busted brackets. - Anyone considered that maybe Punxsutawney Phil was right? And that this is just going to be a...
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